Monday, April 6, 2009
blood drawn
... so I have some health issues... supposedly my body doesn't digest properly, I have been seeing a tummy specialist for about a month now and last week I had to go in so they could run some blood tests on me. Now, I am not one of those people who has problems with needles but I do like to pretend like I am dieing when they draw my blood (I also like to pretend its the end of the world when I have my teeth cleaned) there is something about pretending that it's the worst thing that has ever happened to you that makes any medical attention much more fun! Anyway so I went into the doctor last week... and the little nurse lady had a hard time finding my veins... needless to say I left the doctor with my arms looking like they had been to war and back. I walked around the rest of the day with my bandages on... people always feel bad for you when you have bandages, they ask "what happened?" I like to come up with something super exciting like: I fought an alligator or was run over by a train... most people don't believe me but at least I get a kick out of it...
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I have a scar from a chainsaw accident that fits perfectly into the category described above.
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