home depot

... so I had to go to home depot today... I was wearing heels... hmmm not a good idea... as though I didn't already stick out like a sore thumb, all dressed up in my work clothes and being a GIRL... the heels topped it off... I don't know if you are aware but cement floors and heels just don't go well together... I made a clanking sound with every step... and then of course the tie downs that I had gone in to buy... were in the far back corner... eventually I came to terms with the fact that the sound was just not going to go away... so I decided to pretend that I was a contestant on America's Next Top Model and the isle was my runway... you would think that when I was accidentally spotted by one of the employees I would have been embarrassed... but NO... I was already embarrassed enough given that for the entire 5 minutes I was there, the entire store new exactly where I was... never wearing heels in home depot again!