butt-ee

So I went to the Humane Society this weekend... I met a cat... seemed like a nice cat... very pretty, super talkative and then... it started licking it's butt. Now initially I thought that was very un-becoming of the cat, but the more I thought about it the more I think it might be interesting to have a butt-licking cat. Could be a good conversation starter... you have new guests over to your house for dinner and you've run out of small talk before you have even had dessert, the cat comes in a does what he does best... now you have something to talk about. Or how about, you are one of those people that takes their cat for a walk... you're out on your daily walk and the creepy guy next door wants to talk... your cat lick's his butt and grosses out creepy guy... problem solved. Maybe you could start a club "owners of butt-licking cats" maybe you turn it into a support group... Maybe there is a world record of longest butt-licking. I would name this cat "butt-ee"